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Friday, September 23, 2005

DAVID LETTER MAN IS EVIL:

**** THE PROOF THAT David Letterman IS EVIL ****

D A V I D L E T T E R M A N
68 65 86 73 68 76 69 84 84 69 82 77 65 78 - as ASCII values
5 2 5 1 5 4 6 3 3 6 1 5 2 6 - digits added
\_________/ \_________/ \_________/ \_________/ \_____/
3 1 3 3 8 - digits added

Thus, "David Letterman" is 31338.


Divide by 3, the symbol of fulfillment - the result is 10446.

Add 1912, the year Theodore Roosevelt was shot - the result is 12358.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1887 - the year Erwin Schrodinger, known for hatred to all furry animals and heresy, was born. The number is now 83434.

Subtract 041 from the number - this is the smallest harmonic divisor number, written backwards. It gives 83393.

Add 7, the sacred number of Illuminati - the result is 83400.

This number, when read backwards, gives 00438. This, written in octal, gives 666 - the number of the Beast.

Enough said - QED.

3 Comments:

Blogger Grant said...

It was obvious. :)

BTW, my word verification is ruejob. 9 out of 10 prophets could really milk something out of that.

9:48 AM  
Blogger annush said...

alrighty then!

5:14 PM  
Blogger Stephen Littau said...

My number is 667. I’m the neighbor of the beast.

11:07 AM  

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